Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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