Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
