Swine flu. Run for my life!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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