yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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