true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
We got so high we made milksteak
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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