hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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