I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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