...so i touched it.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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