I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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