You were right. It hurts to walk today.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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