She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
