Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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