do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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