yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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