I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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