thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
