Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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