So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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