Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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