But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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