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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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