How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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