Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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