I want to make a zoo with you.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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