ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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