My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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