I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize