Whod you bang
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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