you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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