People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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