Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Do vagina's smell?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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