Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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