She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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