yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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