its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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