Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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