NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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