How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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