walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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