I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Randomize
