Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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