So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
two words...techno handjob
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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