He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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