ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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