I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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