are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
dude i'm inner monologue high
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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