So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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