so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You ruined the universe
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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