you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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