she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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