I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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