is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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