Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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